College Part 6

My PhD years went by fast as I only had two
English Professors, Diane Keaton and Malcolm MacDowell.

Those were my brooding years, as I couldn’t focus so well
that I almost lost my degree.

As my dates were as a mess as I was I got into drugs with
Blake Lively, Megan Fox, and Emmanuelle Chriqui.

I got into prison after bar fighting Simon Baker, Ryan Reynolds
and Michael Weatherly.

Later that night, I was actually released by
Norman Reedus who I never talked to in class because he
was always with Catherine Zeta but he approached me saying that it wasn’t his idea as it was a favor.
He told me never to do it again and I changed my ways soon after.

Going home one night after spending way too many hours
in the library I stumbled upon a girl who was also walking home.
She stumbles and falls with her books as I picked them up
and noticed her face was familiar.

Her long hair, deep eyes and alluring scent she jumps back with a book
on hand as I went around picking more of her materials around the ground
I noticed she was looking at me…

Finishing everything I look at her she puts the book down and I recognized
she was the school’s soon-to-be Magna Cum Laude… Olga Kurylenko… the transfer
student from Ukraine who was in my Master’s class few years back.

She recognized me and said that I was at the football game for
four years sitting with Halle Berry, Orlando Bloom and Edward Norton
by our home bench.

I asked her how she recognized me as she stood up and danced the
platypus. I was shocked to see it was her underneath all those four
years under that mascot. Until Edward Norton tossed a fruit at her
she quit...the main reason why I actually left because deep down
I actually loved the platypus.