College Part 5

Masters year was rough!

My first English professor was none other than Stephen Fry
and I was classmates with Daniel Craig and Kate Winslet.
Mara and I got back temporarily as a way to cooperate and make sure
we passed Professor Fry’s class.

Second year wasn’t as half as bad as Professor Michael Caine became
our lenient and most profound professor.
I admired the man for how he taught us of course we had our
dissertations checked by his T.A. Christian Bale.

Third year English it was balls to the wall yet transcendentally
the amazing Sean Connery on Mondays and Wednesdays
and Harrison Ford on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Both men we had to write a total of one hundred pages of
our theses just to get our Masters.
Mara and I made it out but she broke up again with me
because as it turns out she fell in love with Christina Ricci.

I couldn’t take any chances of going out with anyone after being
hurt as I thought it was just too depressing of the feelings I had
from Mara to Scarlett and Famke.

After a while, Danielle pulled through as she decided
to surprise me with an invitation.


Apparently, she loved dancing with me because when she danced with
Antonio Banderas, Johnny Depp and even Daniel Dae Kim
she couldn’t find her groove but when it came down to me,
she felt secure in her world.


Anyway, she invited me for a sleepover and as I got
there, Jamie Ray Newman, Diana Agron, Stana Katic,
and even the girl on my math class Penelope Cruz were
all pajama clad and all cozied up to watch a movie with me…


Clearly I was in heaven.