College Part 2

Upon arriving class, I saw Professor Diane Lane
already writing down what seemed to be our topic in class.
I then saw Anna Faris, Mira Sorvino and Hayden Christensen.
They were great people but I found out there was a
complicated love triangle with all three…
Professor Lane then started teaching class when all of a
sudden a sleepy and groggy student walked in slumped.
Her looks thrashed, her shirt inside out as she saw me
suddenly sat next to me, as it turns out it was my
friend Gwyneth from high school.
She had become a mess and had asked me if she could
stay at my place tonight since she found out I need a
roommate so I said okay.

Finally my last course of the day was an elective given to me
called…Mechanical Structures and Fundamentals...
so I walked in and to my surprise everyone was wearing
aprons and goggles then out of the vehicle I saw
Professor Robert Downey Jr. and his students telling me
to suit up pointing me to a locker room I went in.
There I saw Terrence Howard, Eric Bana and Michele Rodriguez
all changing clothes…coed I noticed then we all went out
to find that the car we were fixing and repairing
belongs to the English Department’s Head Sir Ben Kingsley…
I sweated bullets because my life as a writer was in his hands.

There were those certain electives I took for fun.

I took Salsa from Professor Javier Bardem in sophomore year.
The man could dance as we switched partners every week
I danced with Selma Hayek, Callie Thorne, Danielle Panabaker
among many other women in his class.
The class was very sultry with those women but I thought
my dance with Danielle was my favorite because she
happened to participate in the dance team. 

Junior year, I took it upon myself and got into two different
electives- Civics and once again Economics.
Professors William Petersen and Kevin Spacey were
one of my favorites.


Professor Petersen being more in favor as he was a very intuitive man
with his quips and quotes before class started he made us all
ponder for the first ten minutes of class
and the rest we sunk into his conscious literally.


Professor Spacey on the other hand, I thought I had my dealings
with Mr. Cheadle in high school but as I muttered his name
by accident he mentioned that he was his favorite student and
I quit few weeks before the final.

As the years went by I took on several classes
attended the football games while sharing rooms
with Gwyneth Paltrow in freshmen year.
She eventually moved out and cleaned herself up.


Sophomore year, I had John Francis Daley and TJ Thyne,
both were stand-up comedians and moved to New York
to pursue their acts. Nowadays I see them performing everywhere.


Junior year I shared it with Milo Ventimiglia, Elijah Wood and
Joseph Gordon Levitt, best roommates ever.
For we all played the same game together which were…
beer darts pong and first-person shooter games.


On my senior year, I actually had a girlfriend so
I put down the ad and let Famke Janssen move in with me…
she was working on her first PhD at the time and
I fell in love with her for about three years
when she had to move to Europe and pursue her career.