If you thought those were cool my teachers were the best in
their field.
My teachers in chemistry
as you guessed it...Bryan Cranston and Ted Danson.
They were both quite motivators.
One taught me in ways that if I wanted to excel in the field
pursue forensics.
As to the other he taught me that reality was bleak in some
way.
My physics teacher however
was a very cool guy, his name was Michio Kaku.
All those times I thought having to play with
Tesla crystal balls were so awesome.
Did I tell you my AP Language Teacher was
this awesome Oxford graduate?
Oh Miss Beckinsale, I couldn't focus when I looked
into those eyes of yours.
You were really hot for teacher!
I sometimes thought you wore leather underneath
those chests of yours! I meant vest!
(Now where's that copy of Zora Neale Hurston's book?)
Came senior year though, I had this skeptical
but amazing AP Lit teacher...
Oh Mr. Walken your deep and profound
voice taught me that even the most difficult
people had it rough as well.
My US history teacher was Tommy Lee Jones and
he had plethora of stories for us as the bell rang
we would take about a good twenty minutes discussing
his past life before becoming a teacher.
He was an assistant principal at another school years ago.
Then came my European history teacher
who was Melissa McCarthy as she was awesome!
She taught us a lot of things too but at times she let me
sleep
but towards the end she told me not to because we all got
in trouble with Mrs. Fey and Mr. Pacino.
Algebra was fun actually with Mr. Keanu Reeves,
he taught me about how matrices was
worth crossing over and solving it was
integral just like in everyday situations.
Then I had an Economics teacher...
I often thought of Mr. Cheadle's lectures, but
it was all so lies! Why you were my economics
teacher I could never fathom!
At times I thought I lost myself but then
I often found again who I was when I approached
Professors Cheech and Chong saying, "Dave's not here
man."
and all was right in myself because if Dave
was not there then where would I be?
and Where is Dave?
However, such questions lead me to more skepticism
so I often went to get consultation from my guidance
counselors Robert De Niro and Gene Hackman.
As both men were retired officers
they provided me with such great guidance I couldn’t
pursue on my own time but they led me right back to it.
I mean Mr. De Niro had pictures of Tom Cruise, Viggo
Mortensen
and even Matt Damon as for they are now serving in the
military.
Mr. Hackman had Milla Jovovich, Gina Torres and Michelle
Rodriguez…
yep he was married three times but still taught those
beautiful girls how
to
handle themselves.
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