(This work here is of a pure fiction. please do not take this seriously. Viewer discretion is advised.)
I grew up being classmates with
Britney Spears, Beyonce, and Uma Thurman
and right across my table
I had
Matthew Perry, Brad Pitt and Jim Carrey.
None of those people mattered though
because I was so infatuated at the time with
Jessica Biel, Emma Watson and even Sasha
Grey...(I mean rumor had it that she was one
of those girl next door that the guys wanted)!
I mean at the time I was friends with
Seth Rogen, Nathan Fillion and even Zach
Galafanikis but that was my junior year.
All of a sudden we had a flood of transfer students,
I mean one came into my French class where
Miss Blanchett was teaching, and it was Anne
Hathaway.
Then I made friends with another new student
Ryan Gosling but he apparently took my Emma Stone
only to dump her on our junior year! (Douche!)
Finally, came a beautiful girl, I couldn't believe she
was Russian first but when she told me few years later
that all those times I was playing my game
she was the girl on the other end of that headphone
and I said..."Mila?"
My homeboys were quite a motley crew themselves,
I had Jack Black, Craig Robinson, Jonah Hill too along
with Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig and Lucy Liu but she
was hard to be friends with! I had to gain her trust for real.
I never got along with the jocks of the school but
I have to say being friends with Channing Tatum,
Alysa Milano, and Wesley Snipes was one of my
best turning points of my life.
I mean they were the linebacker, the dancer and
the quarterback respectively so I was in good hands.
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