Worst V-Day ever :)

(To all those who loves Valentine's Day so much, here's a cheesy poem) :) Enjoy the read :) 

I let the roses die again because I forgot to put water on them,

I forgot the cheap wine I mean it’s cheap

and you know what…

I accidentally left the chocolates on top of the candle which
almost caused a fire in the candles in our room…

More so I don’t have my best suit as it turns out the
cleaners were gone for the day.

As I am here wearing this shirt that says,

‘I’m with stupid.’

I’m not even wearing cologne,

because this is body wash I’m using.

My car wouldn’t start, the service guys wouldn’t help me,

I don’t even have a limo for you but you know what?

I have a moped for the two of us.

I still have the helmets I recently polished them.

I don’t even have reservations to our restaurant on our first date

because we’re going to a fast-food place. Even more there are kids

around the place where we’re eating.
Isn’t this great?

I forgot to mention the beach is closed because apparently there is a

shark warning around the coastline so I don’t know. More so,

on the other beaches there have been quite some scares about riptides

and other wave current warnings were issued around the area too.

Oh and look there are clouds gathering out there for us today, isn’t this great?

We’re going to have rain in a few minutes and

I don’t have an umbrella with me.

I feel horrible already on this day.

I am sorry I forgot to message you today too and

even making a simple phone call, how could I…I hate this… I don’t like this!

So…what’s your excuse?

Dummy, you keep forgetting I am allergic to roses.

I am not even a wine person myself I am more of a tequila or a rum woman,

And…

Who cares about chocolates?

Did you take a picture of the burnt room?

I mean it’s hilarious that the room almost burnt.

That’s sweet though but you know I’m more like

tequila with a lime for my dessert kind of girl.

You look good with that shirt at least now I know

I can change mine with a shirt also.

Best part about that shirt, it comes in pairs,

yours say, “She’s mine,”

mine say, “He’s mine.”

I don’t like the smell of perfume anyways,

but I love the smell of motor oil and that musk you

have of where you work.

At least, we have a moped and I don’t mind going slow

with you on this day because I know I’m holding onto you

closely as we go down this huge hill which we both love

to go down on.

Forget that restaurant I had a small food poisoning with it

the following day. I couldn’t tell you because I don’t want you

to worry about me. Just promise me we’re not eating ever there again.

The beach is not ours anyway. Besides, we go there whenever we can,

we enjoy the sunsets even more the tackles that we give each other as

the sun comes down. Even more so we’ve done our share of skinny dips

in there.

Hey, it’s all good with the rain. We love it, would it not be nice that we

get to enjoy it together? We haven’t had a day like this where it rained

even for one day. Besides, leaning on your back while the rain falls I find

that comforting.

Finally my phone was disconnected today of all days so no worries

you’re already here and we don’t need it where we’re going.

You know? You’re right.

I keep forgetting that with you there is no flower to remind me of how

beautiful you are.

I’d still drink you under the table any given night though I must say,

that alcohol is just that because the chemicals between us is what

pumps in this crazy, wild love we have.

I still have our first salted glass that where we drank our tequilas together

if you want me to bring that one out then let’s have at it.

Even more, you are mine as I am yours so hand me one of those shirts.

Here I thought, it was always my body wash that attracted you to me

whenever you rub your hands all over it.

Well babe, hang on tight this will be a wild ride going down!

Alright, I promise, we’ll switch it next time, where do you want to go next?

Italian? Spanish? Or Fusion cuisine?

That’s right and well if you want to do a little skinny dipping, I forgot which

one had no warning on it we can definitely do that.

Oh dear, the feeling of your face all over my wet back sure. I wouldn’t mind

that at all, plus where we’re going on our way it allows us to be wet anyway.

Finally, I hate when our phones do that they should just…

Just shut up and enjoy this kiss I love you every day and that is a lot more

than anything in this world dear. I can’t even ask for more of what you could give

me. You’ve been through thick and thin I love you for the man who you have for

this lifetime of mine. I don’t know when every time we’ll not see each other but

I just want you to know that…

You know what, that kiss is actually better than any of those other kisses we’ve had.

I’ve lost tracked though but I could tell each time these lips made with yours all I could

ever taste is your… I’m pregnant by the way and you’re the father… just kidding.

Kidding or not, I will be his father for you because I know what I would do for them

I do it for you… let’s go before the rain pours heavy on us.